Hapa tumekupa top kenyan sheng memes from our collection. Be sure to be entertained and laugh your sheng vybes out.
Funny Kenyan Sheng Memes
Bro huskii kama miti ingekuwa zinaowana ungeskia miraa ime(marry) marijuana. NGORI!
Ameniambia nimpee 1min atanikol, imepita 4hrs still waiting nimepiga back nikapata Ako off staki mapenzi mm❤heri ikae ❤
Kumbe ushago shosh akikimbia nyuma ya nyumba hufai kumfuata.
“Sioni nikirudi chuo this week, kuna deal nangoja iivane”
Kuna Mapenzi Aina Tatu
1.Unapenda na Haupendwi (Kipenzi Kilazimishi)
2.Haupendi na Unapendwa (Kipenzi Kitazamaji)
3. Unapendwa kwa Sababu Hakuna Mwingine Amepatikana (Kipenzi Kishikilizi)
Acha waende bana,wanatuleteaje kijana anatumia tecno.
NO M-PESA !! HII GARI SI YA SAFARICOM
Bantu migration tungefka Dubai Ama London Kama sio Ujinga y waluhya kukatalia Congo forest juu y Mapera
Lakini kuwa bachelor ni shida. Unatafuta duster nyumba mzima kumbe umeivaa
Replying to @RealmohKE
Kuna siku nilitafuta sufuria ya kupika ugali, kumbe nimesoak socks za ball.
Do men know that girls fall for their voice more
than their looks?
Replying to @mrskafangi
Nilijua tu nikianza kupiga luku mtageuza
ati voice
Ukituma 50 bob kwa wrong number halafu akatae kurudisha.
I WILL LOOK FOR YOU, I WILL FIND YOU, AND I WILL KILL YOU.
Ukikidnappiwa… Alafu budako awapigie na reverse call
Huwa mnasave pesa nyinyi? kwani ziko kwa shida
Ukishinda jackpot ya sportpesa bibi na watoi wako waanze kupiga nduru ati “tumeshinda!!”
Asubuhi nimepigwa shock kwa meter box ya ploti nikapewa maziwa na mkate…. kesho tupatane kwa transformer
MALEGEND tuliokua tunaogeshwa hivi tumeteseka sana Utasikia Funga macho, inua mguu, panua mabega, kunja kisogo, fungua roho
Mtu tu aambie ma caretaker wajue hizi nyumba sio zao. Sijalipa rent for 8 months Only na anataka kunifungia nyumba
Acha kuimba ndani ya gari Unamaliza mafuta.!
Mimi nae hukuwa roho safi sana,sura ndio mbaya pekee
Unavuta bhangi zako alafu unaenda kukunia later unakuja ku realize ulitoa viatu badala ya trouser
Few moments after comrade kupata HELB “Mnaniletea sukuma kwani Mimi ni sungura”
Hata kama tumezoeana aje, usiwahi kuja kwangu kama hujaniambia
4th year wa chuka ameamka ka ameenda lunch
Mwambie baba yako ako na petrol station tatu.